Attention pet parents, there is new gadget on the market geared solely to putting an end to pet fornication. The Gas Girdle is a comfy-to-wear farting machine produced by our very own pet purity crusaders at HelpJoey.com. So how does it work? Simply strap the Gas Girdle around your pet’s abdomen, hide…and wait. As soon as you catch him getting ready for some serious action, press the remote control button to produce one of several different farting sounds. Tada! The dirty deed is averted—at least till the next time.
“We all know the biggest turnoff during sex is farting,” says Joey of HelpJoey.com. “That’s why we created the Gas Girdle. They’re cool. They’re comfortable. And we’re pretty sure they’re going to put an end to animal overpopulation—at least until everyone spays or neuters their pets.”
Through a series of slapstick video escapades, Joey continues to spread his “StopChasingTail” campaign in effort to help end pet overpopulation.
On Monday, January 24, U.S. Representative Dan Burton (R-IN) gave a five-minute statement on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives in which he expressed his strong opposition to the Bureau of Land Management’s (BLM) ongoing mismanagement of our nation’s wild horse and burro populations.
Specifically, Rep. Burton took the BLM and its director, Bob Abbey, to task for its wasteful spending and its inability to work toward creative solutions. The BLM recently rejected a proposal by wild-horse advocate Madeline Pickens to relocate thousands of captive wild horses to her Nevada property, the “Saving America’s Mustangs Ranch.” These horses are currently kept in desolate, long-term government holding facilities at taxpayer expense.
“This is another bureaucratic nightmare that we in this Congress should not—and I don’t believe will—put up with,” said Rep. Burton. “We ought to cut the Bureau of Land Management’s budget so that we can save the money and save the mustangs. That’s what this is all about—a humane way of treating the mustangs in this country, which are a part of our heritage.”
If you would like to personally thank Rep. Burton for being the voice of America’s wild horses in Congress, please mail a letter to his district office: 8900 Keystone at the Crossing, Suite 1050, Indianapolis, Indiana 46240-7646.
Please continue visiting ASPCA.org and join the Advocacy Brigade to stay on top of developments to this story and to help us in our ongoing efforts to protect America's wild horses.
Hey animal lovers, did you know that you don’t have to be an animal cop, lawyer or judge to help fight animal cruelty? It’s true! The fact is, individual actions go a long way in helping to protect animals and even the smallest of efforts bring about big change!
Have you ever talked a colleague into spaying or neutering his cat to prevent unwanted litters? Or convinced a group of friends to join you in hosting a benefit for your local shelter? Maybe you organized a special rally in support of humane legislation or bravely made the call that saved a starving dog in your neighborhood. Whatever the action, rest assured you have made a world of difference for the animals involved!
That said, we want to honor your actions for animals—and inspire you to take even more! Whether you stopped a community event from raffling off a live animal as a door prize, became a feral cat colony caretaker or got your school to cancel a trip to the circus—we want to hear about it!
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, we can’t help but think of true love—true puppy (and kitty) love that is! Remember the first time you fell in love with your adopted companion? You gazed into each other’s eyes, and all you could hear was the thump, thump, thump of… his wagging tail?!
This February, we’re thrilled to announce our 2011 My Furry Valentine Photo Contest. Think back and remember the moment you realized you and your companion were meant to be together forever. In 100 words or less share your love story with us, and send it along with a prize-winning photo! Furry, finned or feathered—all companion animals can compete.
The top five winners—selected by ASPCA staff—will receive an ASPCA Prize Pack and be featured on our website. Entries will be accepted now through February 12, 2011—we can’t wait to see what you’ve got for us!
Submission deadline is midnight Eastern Time on February 12, 2011.
Five winners will be chosen by a panel of ASPCA judges based on the aesthetic quality of their photo submission and how compellingly their story is. All judgments are in the sole discretion of the ASPCA.
Your entry must include your name, mailing address, daytime telephone number, a valid email address, animal name, 1 jpg photo file. Incomplete entries will not be considered. Entries become the property of the ASPCA and will not be returned.
Photo submissions should include only images of you and pets owned by you.
By submitting your text/photo in this contest, you give the ASPCA an irrevocable, perpetual royalty-free right to use your name/text/photo for any purposes to promote the ASPCA’s mission of providing effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.
By entering this contest, you are confirming that you are at least 18 years of age, the sole owner of the photograph submitted, and author of the text contained in your entry.
Brooklyn, New York, 2010—ASPCA Humane Law Enforcement Agents arrived at a small one-bedroom apartment to find 37 cats and kittens living in squalor. Several of the felines were pregnant. Living among the filth and debris was an older woman who insisted that the animals were well cared for—despite physical evidence to the contrary.
Unfortunately, animal hoarding is more common than many of us realize. In fact, it is estimated that as many as a quarter-million animals per year fall victim to hoarders.
In response to the overwhelming number of hoarding cases reported to our Humane Law Enforcement, the ASPCA launched the Cruelty Intervention Advocacy program. The Cruelty Intervention Advocacy team works with ASPCA Special Agents, social workers and local animal welfare agencies to reduce the number of animal hoarding cases in New York City. To date, the program has assisted more than 20 animal hoarders and rescued nearly 200 animals.
In 2010, the ASPCA conducted a critical intervention—rescuing 37 felines from a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
“The two main challenges we face are the sheer number of animals we’re dealing with and working with hoarders who are unable to realize that their animals are suffering due to lack of care,” says Fiona Knight, Director of the ASPCA Cruelty Intervention Advocacy program.
The recovered animals are often transferred to the ASPCA Animal Hospital for treatment and rehomed through the ASPCA Adoption Center and various shelter partners. The program also provides Partners in Caring grants to help disadvantaged pet parents provide medical care for animals in dire need.
To learn more about this complex issue, please visit our Animal Hoarding page.