Blog Introduces the Pet Purity Collar

Thursday, November 18, 2010 - 3:15pm

There’s no debating it, animals have sex. With unwanted litters coming in as the leading cause of pet overpopulation, it should go without saying that spaying or neutering make the top of every pet-parent’s to-do list. Unfortunately, that’s not always the case. That’s why has introduced the Pet Purity Collar. Say what?

Forget about ShamWow or the Snuggie—the latest fad to hit the infomercial market is the Pet Purity Collar. Sure infomercials notoriously feature over-the-top salespeople, peddling questionable products—but who could doubt the good intent of the Pet Purity Collar?

“These stylish bands represent your pet’s promise to resist their animal urges and to abstain from doing the freaky-deaky,” explains Joey. “Discover the hottest trend in pet fashion that will also get them to stopchasingtail.”

Okay, so it’s a spoof—the Pet Purity Collar doesn’t really exist. But let’s hand it to Joey for producing yet another amusing webisode, one with a great message!

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