Re-thinking Decision 2008…
Happy birthday, Mr. Washington! To wrap up President’s Week, we thought it would be fun to reflect on our country if it were run by our better halves.
-The national currency would be changed to little bouncy balls.
-The national debt would be paid in full—with catnip.
-A feline executive would mean a boon for the lint brush industry.
-Actually, who are we kidding— we’d have an aristocracy instead!
-Wars would be a thing of the past. Dogs would simply win over enemies with “puppy dog eyes.”
-There would only be one special interest group: Concerned Citizens For Cheap Eats.
-All parks would have” human runs,” so dogs could sit and watch their humans interact in amusement.
-Mandated "Rolling Around in Mud, Garbage, and All Things Smelly" sessions would be held daily—preferably right after bath time.
-ASPCA Day would be declared a national holiday ;)
If a Cat Became President:
-The national currency would be changed to little bouncy balls.
-The national debt would be paid in full—with catnip.
-A feline executive would mean a boon for the lint brush industry.
-Actually, who are we kidding— we’d have an aristocracy instead!
If a Dog Became President:
-Wars would be a thing of the past. Dogs would simply win over enemies with “puppy dog eyes.”
-There would only be one special interest group: Concerned Citizens For Cheap Eats.
-All parks would have” human runs,” so dogs could sit and watch their humans interact in amusement.
-Mandated "Rolling Around in Mud, Garbage, and All Things Smelly" sessions would be held daily—preferably right after bath time.
-ASPCA Day would be declared a national holiday ;)
posted by ASPCA at 2:12 PM PERMALINK
6 Comments:
what if a llama became president?
If a dog can become president humans would learn how to be loyal, loving and humane with others including animals
i love it; that remark about dogs are completely true! too bad us humans can not be trusted-loyal or down right humane to others or other things!!!!
i love the comment about dogs for president; i too; believe they are more loyal, intelligent -can get along with all kinds of GOD'S creatures; we humans have alot to learn from them!
ohh this iis funny.though i dont beleive we are any smarter then animals we just progressed quicker and overtook our competitors. Humans and animals are just labels we adapted to make us feel superior. In actuallity there really arent many difference other then the raw seen fact ov physical differences. People kill people.animals kill animals.animals kill people.people kill animals. Its a fact of life and survival of the fittest situation. but great blog, gave me a well needed giggle. =] ☻
If a dog became President life would be easier, and of course a lot more fun.
And as every true dog lover knows; It would not take long to put the bad people in place. After all, all dog breeds find their true place within the pack.
I do of course think the chosen dog breed would be a German Shepherd!
We all need a strong leader with the ability to protect as well as be a genuine protector and companion.
And if all failed, you have to be a fast runner and a good hider to keep them from biting your head off, in the best possible way of course.
Great post. Thank you for that.
Sincerely,
John from www.dogexplained.com
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